I was just thinking, I could use a little less drama these days, and then friend Karsten showed me this. Brilliant.
No offense Don but I'm just not that into you anymore. I know there are loads of women out there who don't mind you taking a powder for 17 months but apparently I'm not one of them. So, now that you're back, guess what? I don't care. No giddy anticipation, no butterflies, no Zou Bisou Bisou here. Seeing you again has mostly just reminded me why we stopped seeing each other in the first place. You have the same old issues and seem to have picked up a couple of new ones since we last met. So thanks for the good times, please tell Joanie "Well done, it's about time" and I hope to see you some evening once we're all caught up on Modern Family.